There should be a t-shirt

I realised this week while out at a food court having lunch with Lolly that I'd spent too long staring at a family with a kid in a chair.  When I don't have Snail with me, is when I most want that t-shirt that says, "in the Club," or "only staring because I want one of those stroller-style chairs too and was checking out your set up," or "not staring in horror, staring because I miss my wheelie kid," or "let's have coffee because you look socially isolated too."

You know.  One of those shirts.